Sir Mix-A-Lot Breastfeeding Remix

I also found it to be amus­ing in a strange way because I believe D-man only sees me as food. I’m not mom at this point but lunch. Men see them as play toys or at least objects worth star­ing at instead of look­ing at my face & lis­ten­ing to a word I’ve said. Great when you just give birth, your milk has come in nearly tripling the size of your breasts, & you have to stand in a room of 18 to 20 year olds. I mean really who cares about the socio-political ram­fi­ca­tions of chang­ing social eco­nomic con­di­tions in the U.S. when the instructor’s breasts grow by the hour. And for me the girls, yet again, seem like strangers. Like they have gone and changed every­thing I knew about them with­out telling me. It’s awk­ward between us now, to say the least. My breasts have become nour­ish­ing, oddly sex­ual, and a for­eign entity all their own.

With that, I have no idea who orig­i­nally came up with the par­ody & I apol­o­gize for not giv­ing them credit. If you know whose genius is show­ing with the lyri­cal remix, drop me a line in the com­ment box & I’ll give credit where credit is due. Until then enjoy.

EDIT: Colleen in the com­ments sec­tion dropped a line on who the musi­cal & com­edy genius behind this booba­li­cious remix is: her name is Mer­anath — she’s on the BBC May Birth Board. Thanks Colleen & thanks Meranath!

Sir Mix A lot Breast­feed­ing Remix

I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other babies can’t deny
When Mommy walks in to give you a taste
and puts them in your face
you get food
Wanna eat it all up
cause you know those boobs are stuffed
with lots of milk she’s makin’
tastes even bet­ter than bacon
Oh, mommy let’s make you thin­ner
so give me my din­ner
Other babies tried to warn me
but with those boobs you got
make me so hun­gry!
Ooh, all of those num­mies
You say you wanna give me some lunch?
Well feed me, feed me, cause my tummy is so empty!
I see them jumpin’
The hell with pumpin’
They drip, spray, bring ‘em over my way.
I’m tired of old timers
sayin’ bot­tles the only thing
Take the aver­age baby and ask him that
He’ll tell you to take it back, so
Babies (yeah) babies (yeah)
Has your mommy got the boobs? (hell yeah)
Well drink ‘em, drink ‘em, drink those yummy boobs
Mommy is stacked!
Hun­gry in the tummy and Mommy is stacked!

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