Knock, Knock: Five Minutes Please

by beth on May 30, 2012

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Before I had kids I never appre­ci­ated the ease to use the restroom, shower or change with­out inter­rup­tion. I sim­ply took it for granted that I would get to do these things with­out some­one barg­ing in, often scream­ing some com­bi­na­tion of words that makes no sense at all to any ratio­nal human being. A small per­son in des­per­ate need for you right then.  A need they couldn’t rec­og­nize only a minute ear­lier before the door shut.  A need that only Mom can fill.

No, before chil­dren I took for granted the ease to sim­ply go to the bath­room alone and stay in it alone.  I am not talk­ing hours of read­ing on the loo, just 5 min­utes.  FIVE unin­ter­rupted min­utes to change or brush my hair or you know do any­thing with­out some­one need­ing me as soon as they don’t see me.  That is all just FIVE.

Although I am going to be real hon­est here and admit that I would set­tle for four and three-quarters if need be. I am not picky.  Really, I can com­pro­mise as long as I can wash my face in peace.

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1 Karin May 30, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Lol, with four kids I can SO relate. My mother told me several years ago that just when she thought she could finally have some peace after we kids were grown, her cat began to come to the bathroom door meowing and sticking her paws under the door. What’s a gal gotta do to get some peace?!!!

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2 beth June 4, 2012 at 9:53 am

Haha! I have a friend whose cat does the same thing. And you’re right what’s a gal gotta do to get some bathroom peace? I’m thinking a tropical island is a start ;)

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3 faemom June 5, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Sing it, sister. I desperately miss taking showers alone without boys coming in and whining and yelling and I don’t care; let me shower in peace; you’ve taken everything else. Or when they need you to tie their shoes just as you step out of the shower. Nakedness means nothing.

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