Who Me?

by beth on December 5, 2011

I am pretty sure she is think­ing “Yah, I look cute but just wait until you see what sur­prises my dia­per holds.”

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Two 80s Talk Show Host Teams Enter

by beth on December 2, 2011

I was stand­ing there my mouth hang­ing wide open. I couldn’t believe it. There on the grassy knoll it was a 1980s flash­back. Every­one before me looked just as they did in the mid-1980s but some­thing was hor­ri­bly wrong. Hor­ri­bly, hor­ri­bly wrong.

Instead of see­ing a gath­er­ing of my child­hood mem­o­ries talk­ing about trans­ves­tite PTA moms talk­ing about how they were abused as kids and now were using their PTA meet­ings as booze fests I was see­ing a full scale war. My 1980s talk show heroes were bat­tling each other. It was a steel cage match with­out the steel cage.

Phil Don­ahue was reach­ing for a chair from Ger­aldo Rivera, who pulled the chair from thin air. He can do that you know make chairs appear from nowhere, while Phil grabbed the chair with one hand while swing­ing his micro­phone in the other. The two were try­ing in vain to take down the tag team of Oprah & Sally Jesse Raphael. Except Oprah had that crazy high hair as a weapon (it could cut a bitch, that hair) & Sally Jesse was able to shoot lasers from her giant red glasses. They were chant­ing “I am woman, hear me roar!”

I stood watch­ing in hor­ror as the blood let­ting was underway.

It was may­hem. Pure mayhem.

Then I heard a voice…

Mommy…Mommy…

I was wak­ened from my night­mare. Gaz­ing at a face way too close to mine and the child who was mere cen­time­ters away won­der­ing if I would make eggs for him. And I took com­fort that it was all a dream.

Since wak­ing & reflect­ing on this dream with the hor­ror that unfolded I have come to real­ize that I need more sleep and to read more classics.

Also, the 1980s were messed up & why the heck was I watch­ing talk shows then? I was like 7.

Dude that’s messed up.

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December Rose

by beth on December 1, 2011

Holy global warm­ing! I have roses try­ing to bloom in December.

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Relaxing into Advent

by beth on November 29, 2011

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I always tend to feel anx­ious around any hol­i­day or hol­i­day cel­e­bra­tion, as in the “This is going to be a beau­ti­ful freak­ing hol­i­day dang it!!” crazy woman feel­ing.  In many ways it is my anx­ious nature that makes it eas­ier for me to appre­ci­ate the Advent sea­son.  I know that sounds con­tra­dic­tory but hey I am often a walk­ing con­tra­dic­tion! Why change now?!

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Any­way, my point is if I ever had one (who knows any­more) that the inten­tional slow­ing down helps to keep our fam­ily and our home in a state of antic­i­pa­tion, build­ing up slowly and tak­ing time to reflect on the mean­ing of why we are wait­ing.  As of now the Advent wreath is out. The Jesse Tree is hung on the door.  A fresh ever­green wreath is up on the door com­plete with a big red bow. Oh,  how I love the smell of fresh ever­green! And I have begun to lam­i­nate every­thing in sight for the kids to use as part of learn­ing about Advent. I found a great col­lec­tion of ideas for Advent includ­ing print­a­bles like the Advent 2011 cal­en­dar above at O Night Divine.  There are also some great ideas for the Christ­mas sea­son too there.

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Also, I may have even bro­ken my own no Christ­mas music before Christ­mas rule (which was a prac­ti­cally impos­si­ble rule any­way when I think about it) with a CD set of instru­men­tal Celtic Christ­mas & Advent music we got from Tar­get. Truth be told, I am jonesin’ for more.  Shhh…don’t turn me into the music police!  I couldn’t help it.  Yet, even with break­ing my own rules as the world around us con­tin­ues to rush for­ward we are slow­ing down to take in the small moments together as a fam­ily, cre­at­ing mem­o­ries rooted in our tra­di­tions and that feel­ing of some­thing big being around the cor­ner is build­ing within us. It is a beau­ti­ful feel­ing for this anx­ious lady.

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